I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. Gilbert Gottfried constantlycontrolhit Change image and share on social
I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn't get killed in that area either means that 1) God is watching over me or 2) I am so insignificant to God that he didn't bother having me killed. Gilbert Gottfried areabotherclub share on social
I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks. Gilbert Gottfried inappropriateremarkslightly Change image and share on social
I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me. Gilbert Gottfried beverlybizblast share on social
You never know what people will choose to be offended by. Gilbert Gottfried chooseoffendpeople Change image and share on social
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. Gilbert Gottfried frankgilbertgottfried Change image and share on social
With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it. Gilbert Gottfried erasefindhalf Change image and share on social
Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing. Gilbert Gottfried badblueclub share on social
My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street. Gilbert Gottfried apartmentbrooklyncoaster share on social
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried comedianfunnyhave Change image and share on social